What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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