How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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