how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Jovan

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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