How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What's half of 8? o

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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