- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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