knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Bitch

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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kk

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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