- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

snowglobe

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Rylan Clark

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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