knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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