Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Beka has AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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