- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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