What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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