- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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