Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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