A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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This is a joke.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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