- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A baby seal walks into a club.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A pope meets another one

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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