- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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