That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Barack Obama.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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