- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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