what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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