Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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a man was shot.... he died

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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