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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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