- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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