- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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