What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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France had one revolution

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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