- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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