- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Haha, I get it..

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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