- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

XD Jackass.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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