Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Your sex life.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Dwight Howard

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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