- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A van drives into a car.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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