- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

so today i took a poop. hehe

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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