- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What would u like to drink?

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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