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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

batman has diarrhea

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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