YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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I had a lemon. hi.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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