What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Actually it was me Josh brown

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

A dog was barking at a tree

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

How old are you? 7

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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