- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Once, I went to Peru.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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