- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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