- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did the teacher do? He taught.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Racial Equality

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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