What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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