- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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