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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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