- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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