how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

I'm rick james bitch

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

class is canceled. My professor died.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Anti Joke

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