- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

The New York Giants

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??