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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's big and long? My dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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