A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Chlamydia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

I wrote a funny joke.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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