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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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