- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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