Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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BIG MAC'S

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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