- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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