How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Women deserve equal rights.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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