- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Racial equality.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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