- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

My children are mistakes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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