why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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