- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

black people swimming

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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