- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

homosexual rights to marriage

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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