A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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a black man pays his child support

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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alert('The Game')

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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