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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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