- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

I killed someone on minecraft.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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