- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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