- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is green and slow Grass.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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