What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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