What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Sloths

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

God is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...