Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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hey hey apple

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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