- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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