- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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