- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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