- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Knock knock Fuck off!

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Killing your friend as a joke.

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