- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

deez nuts

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Oh, go away

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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