- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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