A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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No soup for you!

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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