- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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