- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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