what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Sloths

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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