Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

PENIS lol

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Knock knock Go away

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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