Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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