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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

quantum physics?

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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