- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

eoin burgin is fat

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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