What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Anti Joke

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