Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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