- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Nobody cares maddie!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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