Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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autistic kids rock

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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how man

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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