- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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