Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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