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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How high is the sky? True or False

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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