Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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