- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yanter, Look it up

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

knock knock!? . . No.

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