A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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