whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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