waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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