What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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