- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

My spelling is horrible

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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