What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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