Knock knock. Get out!!

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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