- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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