- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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