- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

call me maybe.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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