- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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