- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Knock Knock Who did that?

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Women's rights.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

bangers and mash?

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What's brown and sticky A stick

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