- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

God is real.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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