A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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