What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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