how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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