how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

knock knock Goodbye

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