A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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