I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Guess what? You guessed it.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Women's Rights

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

snowglobe

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

KILL WHITEY

why did you poop because you are a poop

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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