- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

whats long and black? a baton

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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