Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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i found waldo.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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The New York Giants

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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