- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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