- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

what are three short words? i a am

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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