how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Anti Joke

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