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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?