Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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