So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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bite me

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Women's Rights..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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