- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Neil is a reterd.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

women's rights.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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