What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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my penis

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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