Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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cory

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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