I named my son ps2 controller

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Anti Joke

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