- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Knock Knock? Come in.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Wenis Penis

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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