- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Women's Rights

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

KILL WHITEY

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

why did you poop because you are a poop

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