- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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