- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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