Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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