two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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