- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot