- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What comes after 69? 70

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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