Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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