- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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