whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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