- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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