What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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