Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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