- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's your blood type? Red.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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