what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Black people.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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