I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Women's Rights..

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

whats hairy and crys your mom

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

whats green and slimy? green slim

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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