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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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