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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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