- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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