- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is the name of the car? What

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

rent a cops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Guess what? You guessed it.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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