- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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