- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Roses are red.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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