How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A American seeking into mexico

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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