- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats 1+1? window!

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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