- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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