What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Poop

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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