How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Sarah Palin.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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