- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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