What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

So a bar walks into a man...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

eoin burgin is fat

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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