Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Who is it?

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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