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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Potassium? K.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

John Cena for president

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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