- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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