- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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