- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andoni was here

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the house burn down? Obama

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

This is not a joke.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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