A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Sex

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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