Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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