- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every knight i see an owl at window

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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