- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

I <3 Hitler

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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