- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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