- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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