What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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