A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Women's professional sports

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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TOP KEK

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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