- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Youre mom is so dead...

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