A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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I'm HIV positive.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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