I literally died laughing

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Obama lin Baden.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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