- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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