What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

girls basketball

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

A woman walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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