Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Chuck Norris is dead......

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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