- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

what's black and can't swim?

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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